The Secret of the Jews 3

"Mikveh" is a small pool designed in Judaism for ablution for the purpose of spiritual and ritual purification, symbolizing rebirth.

"Well then, girls!"

Esther looked at the Israelis and smiled, "we have some changes, don't we?"

"Yeah, sure," Polina shrugged and plunged into the water with pleasure, "we are waiting for explanations."

"To do this," Maria chimed into the conversation, "we must go back a few years and remember our first meeting in Tsilya's store.... remember.... Seven years ago... ..... So friends, forward," Polina clapped her hands, "the 'ice has broken' and we have a lot of work ahead. Please," and she turned to the rabbi's wife, "you have the first word." Esther smiled, "well, I'll start with the main thing...." The women listened in silence, without interrupting.

"And in conclusion I will say," she nodded her head and raised a finger up, "if you want to attract the attention of your men and achieve the desired result, then first of all, you need to radically change your appearance and you need to start.... with underwear. Tsilya," she looked at her sister, "your turn." The "excursion" through the women's underwear department was initially a bit tense, but then the ladies relaxed and examined the extensive assortment of goods with pleasure.

"However, you must understand," demonstrating beautiful and rather revealing underwear, said Tsilya, "that putting such beauty on, let's say, an unkempt body, makes no sense," she shrugged, "so hygiene is absolutely necessary and men like it when a woman gives off a pleasant smell. Please come here," and she led the women to the perfume department, "this is extremely important."

"By the way," intervened Polina, "oddly enough, observing hygiene applies to no lesser extent to your cows. Studies have shown that bulls also like cleanliness, it increases their libido, therefore, to attract their attention, in some advanced farms flavorings are used."

"All this is of course very important and interesting," Galina shook her head, "but, I am afraid that our men not only will not appreciate it, but will not even notice this beauty, because all day they 'pour their eyes' with moonshine and by evening they no longer see anything."

"And this," said Esther, "is the biggest problem, but, it seems to us, there is a solution and it came from the most unexpected side, for which, oddly enough, we should be grateful to your celebrity, the bull Vaska."

"But it's true, girls," exclaimed Nina, "remember, when we convinced our men that after the 'cisia' Vaska had a craving for cows, envy ate them up and they quickly drove to the clinic to do this very 'cisia'."

"That's right," Maria said thoughtfully, "oh, if only we could wean them off moonshine too." The Israelis listened with interest to the women's dialogue, but did not intervene in the conversation.

"My husband and I," said Esther, "will try to solve this problem, but, we will need your help." Everyone looked at her questioningly.